"You useless piece of shit!"
"i'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry!"
Yeah. That's usually what Gintama was doing. On his knees begging for forgiveness after screwing up another job. Just his luck.
"Why can't you do anything right?"
"I'm so sorry!"
It got old really quick. But what other choices did he have? He was working off his parents debt to the Russian mafia. His fucking old man was an aristocrat wanna-be and his mother was a gold digging bitch. They had fucked up Gin's life to the point of no return. Finally, when the mafia caught up to his thieving parents, they were nowhere to be seen.
They abandoned him.
*SMACK*
The sound of flesh meeting flesh was heard for hours that night. They took Gintama to an abandoned warehouse and beat the living shit out of him until his eyes were to swollen to see and his nose was too bloody to breath through.
They released him and told him to work to pay back every cent his parents owed. Gin agreed and did the smartest thing he ever could've done.
He got the fuck out of Russia.
As he ran from the life his parents had left him, he ended up in the Diamond village. Here he learned of his abilities as a ninja. Gintama wants to gain enough power to take down the Russian mafia and find his parents. Until then, becoming a pokemon master wouldn't hurt.
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